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Did you hear about the angry magician? He pulled his hare out.”
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Did you hear about the magical tractor? It turned into a field!
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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI
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What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet.
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Whats it called when you get something for a penny at the magic store? Cheap trick.
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Who doesn’t go to the emergency room after losing a thumb? A Magician
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What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!
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The magician who loved his chocolate could perform a lot of Twix.
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Sign outside a witch’s store: “Witch’s parking only! All others will be toad!”